Matthew Horsley, Homewrecker
Because this is too funny to resist, and because he (and she) were both begging for it, apparently, literally …
…and because real Mommies and Daddies of the real America and traditional values and morals do not or should at least not be proud of having these kinds of “logs in one’s eyes,” and may be acting in righteous anger for what you have done to your child(ren), should you be so blessed to still have them with you (The Holy Bible, all real versions).
You know what they say about it [love], it’s the only disease for which the symptom is the cure!
“May you get what you want, may you want what you get” (commonly known maxim, original Author unknown)[emphasis added]!
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